June 13, 2010
The dog with even more names
Before we moved to Montreal our dog was known as, Duke Urlacher. When we moved to Canada we added Gretzky and he became Duke Urlacher Gretzky. When the Penguins won the Cup last year we added Crosby (click here) because, well, Kish just thinks that Syd the Kid is cute. So the addition this year is obvious...Duke Urlacher Gretzky Crosby Toews. Here he is sitting on the front porch staring out at the Blackhawks flag, which might be hanging into July when we put out the Stars and Stripes for American Independence Day. Nothing says summer like a Blackhawks flag in the front yard.
We're thrilled with the Blackhawks win. Most of the Canadians are just as happy -- they really like the Blackhawks, unless of course they are playing the Canadiens. Seems like Louis knows a bit about probability. (click here). Kish, however, thinks the reason they won is because last week while Kish and Paul were in Antigua, her pink Blackhawks flag blew off her head while on a boat and is someplace in the Caribbean.
May 11, 2010
White Sox vs. Toronto
A few weeks ago Kish and Louis took the Via Rail train to Toronto to meet Paul who was there on business. Danielle was in Calgary that week and we let Louis have a "sick day" in order to cheer on the White Sox in Toronto. I wish more people could experience train travel -- it was awesome. Fares between Toronto and Montreal are affordable and it's a popular route. In our case it was less than driving since we would be driving back with Paul. The train station is ten minutes from our house (next to the airport) and the train goes right to downtown Travel and a ten minute walk to the Rogers Center. Louis loved the train and even ate a sandwich he wouldn't touch if his mom made it at home, but for whatever reason, on the train it was "really really good."
We were able to get to the stadium in plenty of time to watch the White Sox warm up. And we had a motive of hoping to get autographs since Sox fans sort of stood out in this empty stadium.
We stood there waiting and Mark Kotsay walked up to Louis. He signed his ball, looked at it and said "is this your ball son?" Louis nodded yes and Kotsay said "you need a real Major League Baseball ball" and went out on the field and grabbed one and signed the second ball.
Then Kotsay went down the line signing more autographs when he looked over at Louis and asked if he wanted a picture. Louis, being very shy said "no." Not because he didn't want to but he gets really quiet when he's in a cool situation. So Kotsay was signing collector cards from some of the "professional" autograph seekers when he looked over at Louis again.
So after signing the Mark Kotsay card from the professional he looked at the guy and said "You will be giving this card to Louis." It was then that he handed the card to Louis and the professional just said "uh, okay."
Louis had a smile on his face the entire game and came home with two signed balls and an awesome trading card. He wanted to give one of the balls to his buddy Liam in Chicago.
It happened to be Jackie Robinson day. We had to explain to some Canadians in back of us who Jackie Robinson was when she was confused as to why every player was wearing #42 jerseys.
The Rogers Center is an amazing structure. The roof started out open and after a couple of innings they closed it. It's very similar to the stadium in Milwaukee.
Sadly, the White Sox lost. We have yet to see them win while we've been attending games in Canada. And the crowd? Very dismal, yet, surprisingly very LOUD. It must be all that practice at hockey games. Or perhaps the Blue Jays team is all they have to cheer for for since the Maple Leaves suck were not doing well. Ozzie Guillen had a few choice words to say about the fans. For us, it was no different than any Chicago game.
May 10, 2010
Things not seen in the U.S. #8
Montreal is completely crazy about the Montreal Canadiens. The fans are particularly fond of the goalie, Jaroslav Halak, as evidenced by this STOP sign. We've seen Photoshopped stop sign photos in the paper with Halak replacing ARRET. In seeing this stop sign, it's also unique around Montreal because there are very few signs that stay STOP rather than ARRET. The Language Police (no joke) might demand this sign be replaced because the English word is the same size as the French word. (no joke)
This evening it was a very quick softball game for Danielle as the game took place during the first period of the Canadiens/Penguins game. The Canadian Canadiens fans, snug in winter coats (yes, we are wearing winter coats on May 10) had to show their spirit at the softball game today.
And speaking of hockey....for some reason, perhaps because we now live in Canada, watching/hearing the National Anthems of both countries is incredibly awesome.
This evening it was a very quick softball game for Danielle as the game took place during the first period of the Canadiens/Penguins game. The Canadian Canadiens fans, snug in winter coats (yes, we are wearing winter coats on May 10) had to show their spirit at the softball game today.
And speaking of hockey....for some reason, perhaps because we now live in Canada, watching/hearing the National Anthems of both countries is incredibly awesome.
May 2, 2010
Holy Hockey!
It's a beautiful, warm Sunday in Montreal and 90% of the residents are inside watching the Montreal Canadiens play the Pittsburgh Penguins today. Around here, hockey is more of a religion than a sport. No joke.
One of Danielle's friends suggested an interesting Facebook group where the following prayer is posted, very appropriate on a Sunday when very few Canadian Catholics go to church anyway...
Our Father, who art in Bell Centre
Hockey be thy Name
Thy will be done
the Cup be Won
on ice as well as in the Stands.
Give us this day our Hockey Sticks
and Forgive us our Penalties.
As we Forgive those who Cross-Check against us
Lead us not into Elimination and
Deliver us to Victory.
In the name of the Fans, Lord Stanley and the Holy Halak! Amen
Since I like to include images in these posts, just for the heck of it I entered a google images search for Hockey Rosary Beads and believe it or not...this appeared.
Yes, it's a rosary with beads shaped like hockey pucks. For more religious hockey items, click
here
One of Danielle's friends suggested an interesting Facebook group where the following prayer is posted, very appropriate on a Sunday when very few Canadian Catholics go to church anyway...
Our Father, who art in Bell Centre
Hockey be thy Name
Thy will be done
the Cup be Won
on ice as well as in the Stands.
Give us this day our Hockey Sticks
and Forgive us our Penalties.
As we Forgive those who Cross-Check against us
Lead us not into Elimination and
Deliver us to Victory.
In the name of the Fans, Lord Stanley and the Holy Halak! Amen
Since I like to include images in these posts, just for the heck of it I entered a google images search for Hockey Rosary Beads and believe it or not...this appeared.
Yes, it's a rosary with beads shaped like hockey pucks. For more religious hockey items, click
here
April 30, 2010
Everyday is tax day in Canada
It's Tax day in Canada, yet it seems different. April 15 in the U.S. is a big deal for the most part. The accountants are working up until midnight, the post office is open late, the internet is jammed with online tax forms and there's a bit of panic in the air. In Canada? Not so much these days. In talking with a Canadian this morning she said it used to be a bit more hectic on tax day. I suppose it's because we are taxed All. Year. Long. And big time...major gas taxes in Quebec -- we are now paying $1.13 per litre -- you can do the math. We have very high sales tax -- over 12% -- we don't even pay attention anymore because it's discouraging. We have water taxes, a Welcome to Quebec tax (basically a large sales tax when you buy a house), school taxes (separate from property tax) and services taxes (for your lawn service, tutoring, legal repair person, etc., you pay a "sales" tax on their services). When I went to pay a traffic violation online, there was even a sales tax for my online transaction. In other words...a lot of tax. We've been in Quebec a year and a half and we just pay it. Yes....we do get services in return...like healthcare. Yet, it is a lot to swallow on some days.
Last year was most interesting when it came to our first Canadian Tax day. Keep in mind, we still also have to file U.S. taxes even though we live here. After receiving an EMAIL from the accountant (a large firm) on Canadian tax day basically saying we owed a very large 5 figure amount (which later was found to be a bit of a mistake) and that we could pay it that day at our bank (which closes at 4 pm) or online. We're talking an amount that is difficult to pull out of your as, I mean, an amount that most people don't have hanging out in a checking account. When we called back to basically ask "WTF?" at 1 pm on TAX day, the accountant's message said "hello, this is so and so and I'm out of the office and will be returning in two weeks." You can imagine the patient Americans wondering how the heck an accountant LEAVES FOR VACATION on TAX day at 1 pm. Needless to say, we did not pay on tax day because we needed clarification.
After meeting with them to clear some things up, toward the end of the meeting we asked, "gee, what sort of things can we be doing in 2009 to reduce our tax liability for next year?"
As the two accountants looked at each other, one answered, "not much."
The rest of the conversation went somewhat like this...
US: Nothing?
THEM: Nope
US: Okay, we can't deduct our property tax, is there anything else?
THEM: You can make a home renovation and get a fraction of credit.
US: Really? We mean really (with a wink), that's it?
THEM: If you're taking care of an aging parent, have daycare expenses, medical expenses, that sort of thing, but that's it. Maybe you could start a business, but then you have to start business taxes too.
End of meeting.
You can imagine the Americans in the Canadian accountant's office. At least in the U.S. the accountant will take out a big book and start looking at rules and stuff that might work, or they make them work. NOT that we have ever done this. Interestingly, the same Canadian this morning who commented that tax day used to be more hectic, said "you Americans must fear the I.R.S. more since they will come after you." Personally, we fear Revenue Quebec and Revenue Canada more -- and it took 8 months to get our "rebate" via lots of letters, calls and created jobs to get our return figured out last year. I'm sure, many will say the same in the U.S.
That said, you can see the direction of Quebec, in general. If you have family or medical expenses, those are taken into consideration. Tax returns are easy (compared to the U.S.) which is why people are not in much of a panic. There's nothing they can do. It is what it is. You just owe. There are not a lot of loopholes and there's very little left for interpretation. However, the "tax credits" you can take are very family oriented. Here's a sample:
Unlike the U.S., everything has to be very well documented -- very well documented -- before you send in your returns, not just when/if you get audited. You can't have your sister's sister-in-law's cousin be your child's speech therapist unless they have the qualifications and provide you with the receipt. Same with the home renovation credit we were able to take this year. It stimulates the economy, yet only if you use people who also pay their taxes.
All in all, Canadians tolerate taxes. Yes, they do complain. We won't ever complain about taxes in the U.S., regardless of the bullshi fear that dudes like Rush Limbaugh spew daily. The U.S. has it made...even with a democrat in office. Seriously, unless you have lived in another part of the world, it's hard to comprehend. Legal or illegal immigrants aside (that's an entirely new blog post), there's a reason why people want to move to the U.S.
However, most everyone in Quebec has benefited from the high taxes, whether through "free" medical care, a year-long partially paid maternity leave, a nice paternity leave, paid leave to care for an aging parent, a paid three week respite for stress in general, subsidized daycare or affordable college (in Quebec), to name a few. You won't find Tea Party-types in Quebec like you will in the U.S. However, we have found that cash works. Things are always negotiable with cash regardless of where you live.
Note to self: check and see of the Montreal Canadien hockey tickets qualify for a tax credit. It's possible. The cable bill to watch the Canadiens? Even if we watch it in French?
Last year was most interesting when it came to our first Canadian Tax day. Keep in mind, we still also have to file U.S. taxes even though we live here. After receiving an EMAIL from the accountant (a large firm) on Canadian tax day basically saying we owed a very large 5 figure amount (which later was found to be a bit of a mistake) and that we could pay it that day at our bank (which closes at 4 pm) or online. We're talking an amount that is difficult to pull out of your as, I mean, an amount that most people don't have hanging out in a checking account. When we called back to basically ask "WTF?" at 1 pm on TAX day, the accountant's message said "hello, this is so and so and I'm out of the office and will be returning in two weeks." You can imagine the patient Americans wondering how the heck an accountant LEAVES FOR VACATION on TAX day at 1 pm. Needless to say, we did not pay on tax day because we needed clarification.
After meeting with them to clear some things up, toward the end of the meeting we asked, "gee, what sort of things can we be doing in 2009 to reduce our tax liability for next year?"
As the two accountants looked at each other, one answered, "not much."
The rest of the conversation went somewhat like this...
US: Nothing?
THEM: Nope
US: Okay, we can't deduct our property tax, is there anything else?
THEM: You can make a home renovation and get a fraction of credit.
US: Really? We mean really (with a wink), that's it?
THEM: If you're taking care of an aging parent, have daycare expenses, medical expenses, that sort of thing, but that's it. Maybe you could start a business, but then you have to start business taxes too.
End of meeting.
You can imagine the Americans in the Canadian accountant's office. At least in the U.S. the accountant will take out a big book and start looking at rules and stuff that might work, or they make them work. NOT that we have ever done this. Interestingly, the same Canadian this morning who commented that tax day used to be more hectic, said "you Americans must fear the I.R.S. more since they will come after you." Personally, we fear Revenue Quebec and Revenue Canada more -- and it took 8 months to get our "rebate" via lots of letters, calls and created jobs to get our return figured out last year. I'm sure, many will say the same in the U.S.
That said, you can see the direction of Quebec, in general. If you have family or medical expenses, those are taken into consideration. Tax returns are easy (compared to the U.S.) which is why people are not in much of a panic. There's nothing they can do. It is what it is. You just owe. There are not a lot of loopholes and there's very little left for interpretation. However, the "tax credits" you can take are very family oriented. Here's a sample:
- Daycare costs $7/day -- this is supplemented by the government and then you can claim your out of pocket daycare on your tax form
- Disability credit -- if you have a sick or disabled child (as we do) you can take a nice "credit." However, it has to be well documented by the doctors and therapists, but it's worth the leg work.
- Child fitness credit -- for children involved in qualified sports activities we can "credit" up to $500 per child.
- Medical expenses -- anything not covered by medicare or private insurance can be eligible for a credit. Unlike in the US, you don't have to reach a certain dollar amount to qualify. Also milage to and from appointments and therapies is covered.
- Credits for taking public transportation
Unlike the U.S., everything has to be very well documented -- very well documented -- before you send in your returns, not just when/if you get audited. You can't have your sister's sister-in-law's cousin be your child's speech therapist unless they have the qualifications and provide you with the receipt. Same with the home renovation credit we were able to take this year. It stimulates the economy, yet only if you use people who also pay their taxes.
All in all, Canadians tolerate taxes. Yes, they do complain. We won't ever complain about taxes in the U.S., regardless of the bullshi fear that dudes like Rush Limbaugh spew daily. The U.S. has it made...even with a democrat in office. Seriously, unless you have lived in another part of the world, it's hard to comprehend. Legal or illegal immigrants aside (that's an entirely new blog post), there's a reason why people want to move to the U.S.
However, most everyone in Quebec has benefited from the high taxes, whether through "free" medical care, a year-long partially paid maternity leave, a nice paternity leave, paid leave to care for an aging parent, a paid three week respite for stress in general, subsidized daycare or affordable college (in Quebec), to name a few. You won't find Tea Party-types in Quebec like you will in the U.S. However, we have found that cash works. Things are always negotiable with cash regardless of where you live.
Note to self: check and see of the Montreal Canadien hockey tickets qualify for a tax credit. It's possible. The cable bill to watch the Canadiens? Even if we watch it in French?
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