eau de toilette
Which translates to "toilet water." Obviously, toilet in this context is not the same as the commode, but instead is a mellow perfume.
Speaking of real toilet water and all things crappy...how about that Dr. Laura? She's not well liked in Canada whatsoever. Canadians are cool about free speech and all. Seriously, they can even yell in Parliament. But that Dr. Laura...no way. Zero tolerance. They had that
I tend to agree. Seems I'm feeling more Canadian each day.